Merch & earned bling

Bling for people who
stopped working alone.

Wear it, stick it, drink from it — or earn the pieces you can't buy.

Wear

Ten lines. Wear the one that's true on a Tuesday.

Half of them say something about the work. Half say something about you. Nobody has to know which one you meant.

Five of these won't be here in sixty days.

The line rotates. The ones people actually wear stay; the rest step aside for whatever's next. If one of these is yours, this is the easy time to get it.

For creators

If you've got a twin, you've got an audience.

Worn in front of the people who already trust you. Someone asks about the hoodie, and you're having the conversation you would have had to start yourself.

Tees & caps

Shorter lines, lighter weight.

The same lines on a lighter shirt, plus two caps that skip the logo entirely.

Drink

First meeting of the day.

The bottle travels. The mug holds the joke.

Desk & stick

Small things for where you actually work.

A card that faces out while you're on a call, a notebook for whatever comes out of the meeting, and six stickers.

Can't be bought

Some bling you earn.

Nine pieces, none of them for sale. They show up when you've done the thing — building, creating, or bringing people in. Every one has a badge that rides along on your marketplace card, where buyers actually look.

Already earning? Your unlocks live in Settings → My Affiliates. Earned bling ships weekly.

Founding Creator, Class of 2026.

A numbered piece, struck once, for the first 200 creators who built here. Not sold, not reissued, not offered again once the founding spots close. The number on the back is yours.

— of 200 founding spots claimed
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Shipping & questions

When does it ship?
Everything in the shop is printed when you order — usually 2 to 5 business days to produce, then standard carrier time to you. Earned bling ships in a weekly batch, so it lands within a week or two of the milestone, not the same day.
Can I buy the earned pieces?
No — and that's the whole point. The pins, coins and the Founding piece aren't sold, gifted, or comped. If they could be bought they'd mean nothing.
What if a design I want disappears?
Each window runs about sixty days. The five most-ordered designs stay; the rest retire and five new lines take their place. If you love one, that's the argument for ordering it now rather than later.
Returns and sizing?
Everything is made for you after you order, so we cover defects and print errors rather than change-of-mind. Size charts sit on each product page — the hoodies run true to size with a roomy body.
Do you ship outside the US?
Yes. Production happens at the facility nearest you, so international orders generally don't take much longer than domestic ones. Duties and import fees, where they apply, are the recipient's.
Can I suggest a line?
Please do. The bank of lines is longer than the shop, and the ones that make people laugh out loud are the ones that get printed. Send it through the feedback link in the app.